I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: “Peace on you!” He says: “You better not s*** on my bed you son of a b****”
I say: “You don’t understand? I wanna sheet on a bed.” So, I go back to my room in d hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. The second part of the story confuses the word fork with a similar-sounding swear-word, and is much along the same lines as the first paragraph of the fable. I don’t even know the lady and she call me sonova b****! She says: “You better no p*** in a plate, you son of a b****!” I say: “You no understand? I wanna two piece in my plate.” I tell a waitress: “I wanna two piece of toast.” In the morning I go down to eata breakfast. One a day I’m going to Malta to big a hotel. The Italian man who went to Malta lyrics are along the lines of this: If you go into any souvenir shop in these bustling seaside towns, you can usually find the story of the Italian man who went to Malta. Cooper Turley first started investing in cryptocurrency four years ago. The tale has been told on several websites, and is also popular on t-shirts and tea towels sold in the tourist resorts of Malta such as Bugibba, Qawra, St. Cooper Turley, 25, says he began to invest in cryptocurrency in 2017. The story is rather amusing and plays on a misunderstanding between the English accent adopted by the Italian and how it’s actually understood by his Maltese hosts.
There is a funny story that’s been around for quite some years about “The Italian Man Who Went To Malta”.